PDA

View Full Version : What happens if...

mooney
11-08-2006, 01:42 PM
..you use the new Gillett Mach 5 (Gillett's BEST EVER razor) with, lets say, Gillett <Ach 3 Shaving Gel?

Does it not work?
Coakley
11-08-2006, 05:25 PM
NO!!!
jayvee
11-08-2006, 05:32 PM
You get the performance of the Mean Machness

5 (Razor Mach) + 3 (Shaving Gel Mach) / 2 (Total items of whom the Mach is being calculated) = 4

Therefore you get the performance of Mach 4

:roll: :roll:
MustBeBobby
13-08-2006, 04:22 PM
What difference does it make? You couldn't shave your head any closer to the skin. Mmmmmmm........bald cnut.
mooney
14-08-2006, 10:17 AM
You get the performance of the Mean Machness

5 (Razor Mach) + 3 (Shaving Gel Mach) / 2 (Total items of whom the Mach is being calculated) = 4

Therefore you get the performance of Mach 4

:roll: :roll:

Well worked out.
I just hate the god damn things. When will it ever stop? Its like the razor version of the Halloween movies - never ending.
Will we ever reach Mach 10? How could you possibly fit ten blades?
What else gets me is the fact that each new razor gets a new gel to go with it. Personally, I dont shave with a razor anyway, so I never buy the stuff. It's just one of those things in life that really pisses me off.

Rant over.
benben
14-08-2006, 12:58 PM
mach 5???

is this a new razor promoted by "0ld mr england" again???
bobdabilda
15-08-2006, 12:03 AM
At the time, this article was radical and whacky, now it's just normal.

Read it anyway, it's funny;
http://www.theonion.com/content/node/33930

:lol:
benben
15-08-2006, 10:25 AM
that is pretty funny mooney
benben
15-08-2006, 01:08 PM
that is pretty funny mooney

actually meant bobdabilda :oops:
mooney
15-08-2006, 01:48 PM
that is pretty funny mooney

actually meant bobdabilda :oops:

No you didnt.
bobdabilda
16-08-2006, 12:23 AM
Clearly he did mean me, since I posted the only funny thing on this thread.

I'll shave you at footy. No, that sounds a bit gay...I won't.

Ha!
benben
16-08-2006, 10:24 AM
[quote="bobdabilda"]I'll shave you at footy. No, that sounds a bit gay...I won't.quote]

were all friends here 8)
mooney
16-08-2006, 10:28 AM
were all friends here 8)

Yes. Although I must admit that the thought of him shaving me whilst I;m playing footy does intrigue me somewhat.........