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Pedro
08-11-2004, 10:46 PM
Looking at the intinery of equipment and stuff I have access to at work, I have found I can make TNT, nitroglycerin, salt peter (stuff in dynamite) amongst other things.... plus I have access to lots of acid and alkali.... perfect for disposing of dead bodies and stuff.

Plus there's the odd bit of stationery available for personl use... :roll: :lol:

Anyone else got decent perks from their job? :)

Scott_Gray
08-11-2004, 11:37 PM
my job has some wikid perks.... i can get up whenever i want, smoke to my hearts content, have access to a fully stocked kitchen and i get to produce tracks all day long....

its hard work being unemployed i tell u

Lady Funk
09-11-2004, 01:18 AM
lots of money, lie in everyday, easy going targets, fun days out :) shame it's a rolling contract and the dream could be over at the end of January.

richchibuku
09-11-2004, 02:02 AM
music!

HIYA.U.ALLRIGHT?
09-11-2004, 10:13 AM
Free booze! And I work from home

muz-za
09-11-2004, 01:44 PM
Judging by the activity on this site, you all have unlimited (ab)use of the internet.

Me too! :D

Dom Chung
09-11-2004, 01:56 PM
i get to smoke herb with the legend that is magnet eddie.

nish
09-11-2004, 08:04 PM
think I need a new job

LG
09-11-2004, 08:31 PM
Working with the nicest people iv met in ages. apart from that nowt much,just nice not bein a student anymore.

liamobrien
10-11-2004, 03:54 PM
doing 3 days on / 4 days off at uni is pretty phat. 8)

abypinkplastic
10-11-2004, 04:20 PM
Not really any proper perks to my job, I suppose I can go on here but I'm waiting for the day my boss comes up behind me with an "AHEM" and my P45 :roll:

whooodis
10-11-2004, 04:31 PM
as much stationary as i can 'borrow'.....

AndyHunter
11-11-2004, 05:07 PM
I get to go home early loads.

I'm going in 10 minutes

ha ha ha

Pedro
11-11-2004, 05:40 PM
I have finished my work for the day today really.... need to kill about an hour with some work so as not to feel too guilty... :oops: :? :lol:

I need some more perks to this job... :( explosive making is not enough....

the quoon
12-11-2004, 12:16 AM
Plus there's the odd bit of stationery available for personl use...

:|

Pedro
12-11-2004, 12:20 AM
For letter writing etc you dirty animal. :roll: