We have a comic genius in our midst...

[phattannedphil]

Lucky... check out his/her previous posts, wit as sharp as a sharp thing...

I think Lucky probably needs some friends and is getting them in all the right ways...

I await your comic genius to slay me down with quips and insults.

Here are a few to help, yes I am really fat, I have ginger hair/beard and I really can't DJ...

[lucky]

thank you...im blushing, and youre right i dont have any friends apart from a few homeless people that i let feel me up for cash..
...to help you cope with being ginger check out the following website:
http://www.gingerkids.org/index.html

and its true, gingers have no souls

[phattannedphil]

thank you...im blushing, and youre right i dont have any friends apart from a few homeless people that i let feel me up for cash..
...to help you cope with being ginger check out the following website:
http://www.gingerkids.org/index.html

and its true, gingers have no souls

:lol:

[Coakley]

Actually it's been scientifically proven that gingers have more soul, per body mass than any other hair colouring....so imagine how much Coop's got.

Some famous soulful gingers:

http://news.bbc.co.uk/media/images/40005000/jpg/_40005137_davis300.jpg

http://images.amazon.com/images/P/B00004Z4YL.01._AA240_SCLZZZZZZZ_.jpg

....erm, that's all I can think of off the top of me head, but It's true....I saw this on Oprah Winfry one time. No word of a lie.

[phattannedphil]

Actually it's been scientifically proven that gingers have more soul, per body mass than any other hair colouring....so imagine how much Coop's got.

Some famous soulful gingers:

http://news.bbc.co.uk/media/images/40005000/jpg/_40005137_davis300.jpg

http://images.amazon.com/images/P/B00004Z4YL.01._AA240_SCLZZZZZZZ_.jpg

....erm, that's all I can think of off the top of me head, but It's true....I saw this on Oprah Winfry one time. No word of a lie.

Each strand of gingerness acts as a reciever of soul emissions that eminate from Sa Ra, the Egyptian Sun God and Soul purveyor...

I am one huge TRANSISTOR!!!

[Coakley]

That first pic that never worked was meant to be the 'golden nugget' BTW.

http://www.worldsnooker.com/profileimages/RMP_Steve%20Davis_02.jpg

[lucky]

you should watch the south park episode where cartman is trying to kill all gingers because they are evil and have no soul...fook Ofat winfrey..south park is where you should get your info and all gingers are evil...look into their eyes..thats right they are hollow..the only place for them is the circus
and if we are praising people with a great sense of humour then i think its my turn to bum lick..thats right..the only funny person on this website is Mooney..

[mooney]

..the only funny person on this website is Mooney..

:oops:

Oh jeez, I'm welling up.
Thank you so very much. Such an honour. Thanks to all those that voted. Your what its all about.

[emmma]

the only place for them is the circus
..

john cross is ginger

lucky is assad

[Kieran]

assad, you aren't really lucky are you?! :oops:

[Spandex Man]

assad. Might have known. What a twat

[lucky]

i am not that gimp assad..you cheeky fookers

[cheesemanor]

have you just called yourself a gimp

[lucky]

i think you need to learn how to read correctly cheese manor...how could i call myself a gimp when im not assad...you fookin retarded tw*t..im sure there will be a bus turning up to take you to exceptional school...and you can wobbly head window lick all the wat there..spas

[philcharnock]

Cheesemanor is the funniest person on this board by miles. I usually have to wipe myself after reading his posts.

[lucky]

I like chucking paint at things but sadly do not get enough opportunity to do this.


oh my god, he is so funny...i cant stop laughing

[cheesemanor]

its not supposed to be funny, i really do like it

[mooney]

its not supposed to be funny, i really do like it

Its true, he does. More than not, he likes to throw paint at my windows. I just wave him on as if he's not even there.


*later on though, I sneak into his room and take a dump in his pillow.

[lucky]

what a shame cheesemanor..well if you dont get much opportunity to do this, why dont you chuck it over yourself..use loads though and then you could be famous as the sad guy who drowned himself in paint..and on the anniversary of this event we will go paint balling to remember you and the trajic way you fooked off and benefitted the world by not re-producing.

[ChrisMcGee]

how very trajic.

[BillAlcatraz]

trajic.
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