6 reasons why I shouldn't drink.

[Lady Funk]

It took me four attempts to lock the door behind me, waking both the dog and my mother who laughed at the state i'm in.

i text someone I shouldn't have and got a pretty nasty reply back.

I thought it'd be a good idea to walk home on my own and bumnped into some very 'intreseting' characters.

i fell in love with the lead of a local band who is neither good looking nor can sing very well but his melodies made me wish he was singing about me.

I spilt my drink all over my jeans and it looks like I've wet myself.

last but not least - I tripped up on the stairs and woke my dad up who is not vrey happy in the slightest and now i'll get the silent treatment for at least a week....

booze is bad!!

[Ruby Tuesday]

oh lady of funkness.... :roll:
you never cease to amaze me! :wink:

[Lady Funk]

i text someone I shouldn't have and got a pretty nasty reply back!

they deserved the text I sent and so I don't really care - plus it was very very funny at the time :twisted:

[generaljimmy]

thanks for the text erin



what do u mean u dont like my shoes?

:cry:

[Lady Funk]

I got scared for a moment then Jimmy! I don't have your number - :P :)

[generaljimmy]

ha ah, knew id do u with that one! u goin 2 type 2nit?

[Lady Funk]

Nope, quiet one for me. meal, pictures and a video. Finally living up to my promises over the last month!

[generaljimmy]

ha ha, gutetr on that fron then. u down a bit of freestylers action with matt cantor on thursday?

[Jon]

I thought it'd be a good idea to walk home on my own and bumnped into some very 'intreseting' characters.

i often find myself doing this...i always get to the mount vernon and then wonder why im doing it and then walk as fast as i can the rest of the way... :? :oops:

[soulizm]

[quote="Lady Funk"]It took me four attempts to lock the door behind me, waking both the dog and my mother who laughed at the state i'm in.
quote]

the dog was laughing too? Sh!t, you mustve been wasted !!

[Lady Funk]

:lol: he's like Mutley, always laughing at my expense.

[gingerninja]

i got bladdered on wednesday (as you do) and thought i was sending a rather amusing text about some dodgy porn dvds i had in my flat to my mate. later i realised it was to my mum. i havent had the bottle to speak to her yet :oops: :roll:

[nt]

i got bladdered on wednesday (as you do) and thought i was sending a rather amusing text about some dodgy porn dvds i had in my flat to my mate. later i realised it was to my mum. i havent had the bottle to speak to her yet :oops: :roll:

Along those lines...

Last night's drunken text to 'funtime frankie's girlfriend, but meant for him:

"I fucking hate you, you big poof. Come out and drink. You cock."




Bugger.

[housegrooves]

I am witness that Erin did in fact stay in on saturday night!

[Lady Funk]

I feel like it's an achievement :roll: quite pathetic really... very nice weekend it was too :D

[housegrooves]

I stayed in on friday and also felt like that was an achievement but all went very wrong on the saturday!

[Lady Funk]

It all went a bit pear shaped for me last night, didn't mean to drink so much. Still feel relatively fresh today so it's all good. No Tuesday blues for me this week :)

[Pedro]

a crap weekend.

:? :cry:

I should have stayed in bed until monday rolled around...

[Ruby Tuesday]

a crap weekend.

:? :cry:

I should have stayed in bed until monday rolled around...
oh dear, sorry to hear it.
lunch tomorrow la?

[Pedro]

Yes indeedy mi amiga. :cry:

I'll deliver all the details, my mates Jo & Chris will be there too I think :)

Thanks for the concern btw babe x

See you tomorrow. :D

[house pussy]

I managed to keep my promise to my self and stay in this weekend too! Yeahy!
but plan on getting doubleey!! trashed next week to make up!! as it's me biffdeee expect to see thee out Ms Funk??
much love
Carrotz xx :P

[Lady Funk]

this weekend coming or the one after? Your's is the same day as Gemma's isn't it?

So many friends parents were doing the dirty on Valnetines Day it's untrue. I've got 12 birthdays in the next two weeks!! You'll all have to do with home made cards because I'm skint :evil:

[the teapot gnome]

I'm calming it down a bit now as well,had to take an ermergency holiday yesterday coz I forgot to put the heating back on after the party and all my work clothes were soaking wet,that and the fact I was still drinking vodka and wine at 2.30 on Monday morn :roll: