View Full Version : Everton WILL win the Premier league this season
Coakley
21-07-2005, 05:07 PM
....we've only gone and signed Lestat de Lioncourt!!!
I'm serious we have signed a creature of the night!
Click here for an interview with the vampire himself....
http://www.evertonfc.com/news/index.php?page_id=7014
That he's on such reduced terms he can't afford to buy any buttons for his shirt.
Kieran
21-07-2005, 05:18 PM
:lol:
Screwed.
They were so happy last season, and then they only cam fourth, will be knocked at at qualifying for champ league, and then look what is happening to Liverpool at the same time?!!! :lol:
Psychosomatic
21-07-2005, 06:12 PM
Cant wait for Prem to start again!!!
adam meade
22-07-2005, 09:56 AM
Quite sad and worrying but I'm getting more and more into football as I get older.
But yes, I'm well up for the new season. Obviously I think it will still be a three horse race with regards to the title, either Chelsea or Man U to pip it. Think Liverpool will be stronger this season but not good enough for any silverware. Everton's season is about consolidation and should hopefully get a top 6 finish.
Spandex Man
22-07-2005, 01:32 PM
The usual bet meade? A score we finish above you? With Reina, Crouch, Sissoko (haha), Gonzales, Zenden and maybe Figo on his way we are going to fuk you up the ass this season. Unless Per Kroldrup surprises everyone. No one wants to join you this summer do they?
The usual bet meade? A score we finish above you? With Reina, Crouch, Sissoko (haha), Gonzales, Zenden and maybe Figo on his way we are going to fuk you up the ass this season. Unless Per Kroldrup surprises everyone. No one wants to join you this summer do they?
I love that you included Crouch in there.
Spandex Man
22-07-2005, 01:44 PM
You just wait and see sonny, he will be good for us this year. 11 away defeats because we couldn't hold the ball up away from home, which is what he will do for us. Been capped by england, and he played well in that game, lovely through ball for Owens goal. Plus he's good on the floor too you know, I reckon he'll be quality
Madden
22-07-2005, 05:57 PM
Yeah, he's better than Henry isn't he?
( :lol: )
Kieran
25-07-2005, 01:38 PM
Yeah, he's better than Henry isn't he?
( :lol: )He's certainly better than Cahil though!!! :lol:
MustBeBobby
28-07-2005, 07:33 AM
Rafa walks into the dressing room and finds a steaming turd in the corner of the room. Rafa flips his Kasey Keller like lid and screams 'Who's shit on the floor????'. Crouchy pipes up with 'Me Boss, but I'm good in the air'. HAHAHA oh Crouchy, when will you stop being the butt of everyones jokes/life?
Spandex Man
28-07-2005, 12:58 PM
The joke being that he fucking well actually isnt shit on the floor cuntyballs!! You will all see this year!!!
Coakley
28-07-2005, 05:08 PM
Rafa = David Guest.
muz-za
28-07-2005, 09:49 PM
I predict Edgar Davids will either:
A: Play the worst football of his life for the whole season
or
B: Have a career-ending injury after a couple of outstanding games
and that C: This will be the most interesting thing that happens for me as a Spurs fan this season.
I'm still looking forward to it though. There's an emptiness without it.
5 English teams in the 'Champions, Runners-up, 3rd and 4th Place and, why not? Even European Champions League' too, as it should be called :roll:
nocturne
28-07-2005, 10:44 PM
Rafa walks into the dressing room and finds a steaming turd in the corner of the room. Rafa flips his Kasey Keller like lid and screams 'Who's shit on the floor????'. Crouchy pipes up with 'Me Boss, but I'm good in the air'. HAHAHA oh Crouchy, when will you stop being the butt of everyones jokes/life?
He is actually better with his feet than his head.
How clever you've replaced a two year old joke by putting the word 'Crouch' were once existed 'Heskey'. You can bite all you want, ye who have little faith will be put to the sword - a sword in the shape of Peter Crouch.
Coakley
28-07-2005, 11:22 PM
a sword in the shape of Peter Crouch.
A terrifying thought.
Madden
29-07-2005, 07:22 AM
Rafa = David Guest.
Or Nassar Hussain.
Psychosomatic
29-07-2005, 10:20 AM
If Liverpool stay clear of injuries and improve their away form then we can certainly give the top teams a run for their money, accept perhaps Chelsea considering they practically have two teams.
adam meade
29-07-2005, 10:40 AM
I think Man U will be strong this year. Havnt won the title in 3 years, Roy Keane's swan song, Park looks quality, Rooney dealdy as ever and maybe Van Nistelrooy back on form.
Dom Chung
29-07-2005, 11:26 AM
no way, united 3rd I reckon. Other than Rooney, Ronaldo and Ferdinand they are all past thier best. Ferguson doesn't come accross like he really gives a shit either. they have improved there team but so have Arsenal, Chelsea and Liverpool.
Kieran
29-07-2005, 11:28 AM
Chelsea
Liverpool
Man U
Arsenal
adam meade
29-07-2005, 12:40 PM
Kieran? Liverpool 2nd?
ARE YOU OK?
DO YOU WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT?
Coakley
31-07-2005, 05:03 PM
Rafa = David Guest.
Or Nassar Hussain.
....or The Rock's older brother who fell out of the ugly tree and smacked every fuckin' branch on the way down.
Ignore me though i'm just a bitter blue who's jealous 'cos our managers a ginger Collina.
Pedro
31-07-2005, 05:09 PM
How clever you've replaced a two year old joke by putting the word 'Crouch' were once existed 'Heskey'. You can bite all you want, ye who have little faith will be put to the sword - a sword in the shape of Peter Crouch.
Am not sure I'd be calling somebody 6' 7" a 'weapon' though... ooer. :wink: :lol: :shock:
nocturne
01-08-2005, 10:11 PM
Ignore me though i'm just a bitter blue who's jealous 'cos our managers a ginger Collina.
I've always thought Moyes was an anorexic christopher walken.
Ignore me though i'm just a bitter blue who's jealous 'cos our managers a ginger Collina.
I've always thought Moyes was an anorexic christopher walken.
or a young Mo from the simpsons...
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