Fairy Faye Needs A Phone

[Faye Héran]

]In the process of celebrating the Liverpool Victory last night, I 'lost' my phone somewhere near St George's Hall........which is a bit pants because there were about 300.000 people milling around at the time.... whoops

I was flayling around in the shrubbery outside Grand Central Halls so it is quite possible that it might still be there........

Either way I really, really, really need a new phone - as I am one of the 'Credit less, pay as you go idiots'....

Anybody got an old phone they fancy donating to the silly Faye fund?

I am totally gutted - I've had the same bloody number for six years..... 07796157544 - feel free to ring my voicemail and leave soleum messages commemorating its many loyal years of sevice.

Also need mobile numbers from those that know me.....
Got a load written down - but newer ones are missing....

i.e. Irish Emma, Jane, Bobbit, Tally, Jodie Detroit, Alcoholics Anonymous, Shroom Service, Frank, God....

E mail me on - faye_heran@yahoo.com

Thanks,

Epinette xxx

[Lady Funk]

I've got a phone you can have either Virgin or T-Mobile take your pick.

[DJ Danny C]

*ahem* (http://chibuku.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=9535)

(but if you have any virgins you can send em my way 8))

[Lady Funk]

Yeah I read it after I posted but couldn't be arsed replying.

I've got some virgins for you, thoroughly groomed. they even make the right noises at the right time if you want them too. You can also pretend to be their uncle and play special games. All for the price of £1000.

[Psychosomatic]

Alright faye! Its ross! No luck in finding a phone then? Tell finch hes a big gay.

PS

Get yourself down to our houseparty on saturday matey xxx