How many midgets does it take to change a lightbulb?

[discoflaps]

? :shock:

[the teapot gnome]

Are they Irish midgets and wearing reebok classics?

[neil]

Do they have any previous experiences as novelty electricians?

[a r k a y]

Are they equiped with a ladder or perhaps a stool or chair.



I hope they've remembered to turn the power off first...

[Lady Funk]

Depends how high the ceiling is!


ba dum tshhhh

[neil]

How short do you have to be to be clinically classified a midget :?: Something ive always wondered :D

[topbanana]

Im thinking 1

Surely their previous CV would have given them the experiance and initiative to work out how to solve this problem

(lets face it, evry midget's CV is the same)

Extra Work

-Villager in Willow
-Oompah Loompah
-Dwarf in LOTR battle scenes
-Shop owner in Diagon Alley/Teacher at Hogwarts in Harry Potter

[Pedro]

are they german circus porn midgets, if not...then I don't care.