Most Shaggable Male Chibuku DJ...

[housegrooves]

Got the idea from Mixmag, I'm not answering, and yes Emma this does only apply to the male residents?!!

So who's the fittest? Because I think that nowadays this is integral to a DJ's sucess. Look at Eddie Haliwell and Nic Fanciulli... :wink: :)

[Your Mother]

Dear All,

How clever is this 'Housegrooves' fittest Male D.j..!!! Please lets keep it real Housegrooves casuse am the original Housewife.

How good is the brand new Kenny Dope Mix C.D or the new Jamiroquai Mix Album.

Am about funny but also real music talk, this is not Sex In The City dear.. real Connoisseur sh*t, baby.

Much Love,

Your Mother.

[philcharnock]

8) I'm the best in the sack I promise....

[luciano]

I'll vouch for that Phil.

[d.sanchez]

tane and niall together.

[Dan]

Leo with a side helping of wandy for starters
PPhill, niall, tane, phillc, ben and luke for main course
Dom & damo for dessert
&
The beat monkeys - cheese board and we all know how much I love me cheese….

:twisted: :wink:

[housemusic]

what the hell dan - are you eatin them or shagging them?

plus don't forget phil can bring the kebabs :lol:

[Dan]

Same difference... no??!!

[housemusic]

OOOOOH your sooo naughty, i loves it xx

eat me

[phattannedphil]

Polly you know how much my Hedgehog makes you moist!!!

[emmma]

ooohh im going to be controversial here and say.....


































that niall is a bit of alright :oops: :twisted: :wink:

[d.sanchez]

it makes you wish richard could dj.

[richchibuku]

and im still a better dj than you.

[housemusic]

most recent chibuku DJ, whos had a shag= Damo, just check out those pics

When you said you were shagged out from the weekend damo i had no idea you were being humerous again!

[philcharnock]

Damo's a$s is a peach... mmmmm :P

[the quoon]

Phat Phil Cooper ain't called "Phat" for his belly ya know :wink:

i've seen him in his pants. :shock:

Enough to make a girl dribble with fear.

[Barrington]

Muahahahaha!!! :lol:

That dint half make me chuckle lol

[wandy]

young philip is a fantastic toe sucker :roll:

[housemusic]

Yeah and wandy's got the tasiest niplpes yum yum suck suck :twisted:

[housegrooves]

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Polly you know how much my Hedgehog makes you moist!!!


When you do your little hedghog on your back its quite sweet but when you are on your front and on top of me it ain't , I remember you actually getting on top of me and trying to shag me on saturday to which I didn't oblige and thats not just cos there were about 7 other people in the room.

You ain't getting it - but all the others are...

[housegrooves]

VOTE VOTE VOTE

[housemusic]

looks like you forgot Niall there polly. The wrath of emma will be upon you

[d.sanchez]

yeah polly that's done my confidence the world of good.

[housegrooves]

No wonder people say you've got too many residents, not allowed to fit any more on the poll but have changed it slightly taking out those men people will be less familiar with, i may put them back in depending on how the voting goes.

NOW VOTE PEOPLE !!!

[d.sanchez]

seeing as i am wearing my psychologist's hat at the moment polly i would suggest you have written the list in the freudian slip-order that you would wish to bed the list???

[housemusic]

well somebody need to start the ball(s) rollin shame it had to be a boy first, ladys(lady) wheres you sense of duty

Wandy all the way, once youv'e had a suck of those nips then theres no contest. :oops:

[adam meade]

Disgraceful Thread

[fixmysink]

i'm at home feeling a bit ill, and this thread is not helping!! :? :o

[phattannedphil]

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Polly you know how much my Hedgehog makes you moist!!!


When you do your little hedghog on your back its quite sweet but when you are on your front and on top of me it ain't , I remember you actually getting on top of me and trying to shag me on saturday to which I didn't oblige and thats not just cos there were about 7 other people in the room.

You ain't getting it - but all the others are...

Ooops... I had no memory of that until you mentioned it... Sorry....

[Beccy]

Why is'nt Phat Phil on there polly?

wot happens if we want to vote for him?? :P :wink:

[jenster]

i'm sooooooo spoilt for choice i just can't decide :D

oooooh decisions decisions!!!

[adam meade]

If you must insist on having this filth, I may as well give my opinion (from a female perspective, of course).

Surely the x2 of the beatmonkeys means they should be your choice? A novelty shag.

[philcharnock]

I just voted for me! I wanna shag myself! There all quite fit actually, I wouldn't say no to any of them... :P

[absolutemoron]

Surely the x2 of the beatmonkeys means they should be your choice? A novelty shag.
That's what I went for - can't go wrong with a bit of three-way action. :wink:

Boys should have to vote in this too!

[luciano]

shit I must need a boob job or something I've got nil points

as its blokes voting good job I'm not gay - It'd be a nightmare trying to find a wife
I'm off to rig the vote ....

[Spandex Man]

Luke after saturday night I had to vote for you

[housegrooves]

Beccy - Phat phil is too filthy to be in th poll (can't fit everyone on aswell)
Damo - you're right, but from the bottom of the list up :wink:

Wandy is in the lead but trust me he ain't that good...

[Ben.Morgan]

Why am I not on that poll? I'm not sure if I should be offended or not.

[wandy]

housegrooves/polly - what the fuck you on about. stop dreaming bitch :wink:

[wandy]

shit! forgot you could swear! that sounded so much harsher than it was meant to :oops:

[MichaelJackson]

Charnock is the bomb

[fixmysink]

Charnock is the bomb


Whats more dangerous than letting Michael Jackson look after your kids?

Letting Lee Hughes drive them to school.




sorry Mike... :?

[phattannedphil]

[quote="housegrooves"]Beccy - Phat phil is too filthy to be in th poll (can't fit everyone on aswell)[quote]

Wha... to filthy... what a load of tosh... I know how to treat a lady... It involves taking them out for nice meals and secluded holiday homes!!!

Always available for private sessions girlz.... Grrrrrr

[d.sanchez]

i knew i could rely on liam for a vote.

[liamobrien]

Anything for you Damo.... xxx :o

[emmma]

i voted for tane coz hes a gayer and, being married, i can vote for gayers

[emmma]

actually, looking down that list there's quite a few i could vote for then :lol: :wink:

[Ben.Morgan]

actually, looking down that list there's quite a few i could vote for then :lol: :wink:

Beatmonkeys. They come as a pair :shock:

[housegrooves]

Sorry Ben, the poll didn't allow everybody to be in it...

Wandy - ha haaaaa - i was of course joking to wind you up, I would never shag you. Sorry thats really harsh, I know how much you want me :wink:

Blatently not enough people voting

[d.sanchez]

they come as a pair?

is that like some kind of fucked up fancy dress or what?

[Ben.Morgan]

I think it's some kind of tag team spunking Damo.

[wandy]

Polly - I want you. I'm getting a train up now. Put some clean knickers on. :P :P :P

[Spandex Man]

Filthbag

[housegrooves]

I'll be wearing no knickers...

[Spandex Man]

As per

[wandy]

oooo you're so naughty. You're going to get such a spanking :P :P

[housegrooves]

Back to the male DJ's please, this isn't about shagging me its about them